标题 | 外国幽默商户~竞争 |
正文 | 外国幽默商户~竞争 英文原版 competition The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS. He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right , and announced its arrival with a even larger sign, reading LOWEST PRICES . The shopkeeper was panicked , until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop –it read,,, Main entrance . 译文/柏毓 竞争 店主感到沮丧,当隔壁左边新的另一个商户树起很大的牌子,上面写着《最好的商务交易》,昭示拉客户,每天隔壁人来人往,很眼馋。 这家店主,感觉到,自从有了隔壁商户,生意衰退,而心里十分恼火。从而,他把隔壁竞争对手招牌右边也树起比它大的牌子,读《最低价格》招牌宣示更奇迹。 隔壁商户发现有了这样牌子,客户日渐减少,惊慌失措,绞尽脑筋想一些对策,直到他有了一个主意,他把最大的标志放在自己的店门口~念《主商入口》。 编者按:竞争不是恼火,而是脑筋!Competition is not angry, but the brain! |
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