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标题 外国笑话~醉酒
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外国笑话~醉酒

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Drunk

One day, a father and his little son were going home . at this age , the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions.

Now , he asked, “what’s the meaning of the word ‘drink’ , dad?” .

“well, my son,” his father replied, “look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk.

“but , dad,” the boy said, “there’s only ONE policemen!”

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译文/柏毓

醉酒

有一天,一位父亲醉酒后和他的小儿子开车回家。在这个年纪的男孩被各种各样的东西好奇感兴趣,总是问这问那。

儿子向他喝酒五迷三道的爹问:“爸爸,喝醉的意思是什么?”

“嗯,我的儿子”,父亲细眯着眼睛迷迷糊糊回答:“看,那里站着两个警察。如果我把这两个警察当成四个警察那么我喝醉了。”

儿子莫名其妙地说:“但是,爸爸”,手指眼前的唯一警察紧接着肯定:“那儿只有一个警察!”

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注:亲友们喝酒别驾车,若驾车勿喝酒!

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