| 标题 | 外国笑话~~在超市里 |
| 正文 | 外国笑话~~在超市里 英文原版 at a grocery store A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basked . as they passed the cookie section , the little girl asked for cookies and her mother told her, “no，”the little girl immediately began to whine and fuss , and the mother said quietly , “now Monica , we just have half of the aisles left to go through ---don’t be upset . it won’t be long now,” Soon , they came to the candy aisle and the little girl began to shout for candy . when told she couldn’t have any , she began to cry . the mother said “there , there Monica , don’t cry ---only two more aisles to go and then we’ll be checking out .” When they got to the checkout stand , the little girl immediately began to clamor for gum and burst into a terrible tantrum upon discovering there’d be on gum purchased . the mother said serenely , “ Monica , we’ll be through this through this checkout stand in 5 minutes and then you can go home and have a nice nap.” The man follow them out to the parking lot and stopped the woman to compliment her. “I couldn’t help noticing how patient you were with little Monica” he said . The mother replied , “I’m Monica --- my little girl’s name is Tammy.” 译文/柏毓 在超市里 男人关注一名妇女在超市里和一名三岁的女孩一起购物。她们经过饼干区，小女孩想要饼干，她的母亲很坚决地告诉女儿：“不”，小女孩立即开始心怀不满抱怨磨叽。母亲平静地说,“莫妮卡，现在我们只有半条走廊就可以过这里了，沉住气不要生气，现在不会很久的就到了。” 很快,母女俩来到了糖果通道。小女孩开始大叫起来，告诉母亲要糖，但仍任何表示没有，小女孩开始哭了起来。母亲说:“那里，莫尼卡，别哭了，只过两个通道，我们将检查口了。” 当母女俩到达收银台时，小女孩发现没有购买口香糖，立刻开始要求口香糖，闯入一个可怕的发脾气，嚎叫起来，母亲就像没听见沉着地说：“莫妮卡，我们将通过这个收银台，待5分钟，然后你可以回家，安稳地享午睡。” 跟随注意母女俩的那位男人到了停车场，对妇女赞叹：“我看你是非常有修养磨练的人，你对小莫妮卡如此耐心”。 妇女心安理得地纠正这个男人说:“也许，你弄错了，我是莫妮卡- - -我的小女孩的名字叫泰米。 于戊戌正月十二拙笔 |
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